(not for the sensitive)
I don’t think many of you all know about The United Morons of The Retarded Nations (UMRN). Well i cant blame you guys if you don’t. Because its the only country that you cannot see on the world map, but it is universally subconsciously known. Heck, some of you are even a nationality of the UMRN without you even know it! You won’t see it state anywhere in your identity card. But its stated all around us except in your identity card. Haha.. So here im gonna expose to you all about the UMRN..
Where is the UMRN located? Hmm.. its hard to say for sure.. i don’t know exactly where its located. In fact, I think its the only country where you cant find it in one place. (good luck finding it in your GPS!). But i’ll tell you this though. If u wanna know whether you are a UMRN nationality or not, then you can see these criteria in your living country:
In The United Morons of The Retarded Nations,
- -You can see the rich determines the poor’s fate
- -You can see the poor paying taxes and the rich getting it
- -You can see that the fat governs the hungry
- -You can see that the hungry works for the fat
- -You can see health care is not for the sick
- -You can see that less money for the poor means more money for the rich
- -You can see happiness have a price tag
- -You can see that more poor people means more cheap labours
- -You can see that some dinner tables are filled with food while others have no dinner tables
- -You can see that money donations must be made in front of a camera man
- -You can see that the purpose of war is peace
- -You can see soldiers are trained to be heartless
- -You can see innocent civilians are target shooting practice
- -You can see that being racist is an act of patriotism
- -You can see that they need a massive natural disaster for them to unite and remember God
- -You can see that the civilians are busy separating themselves than uniting
- -You can see that the mass media will tell the civilians what to think and what to feel
- -You can see that being selfish is one of survival skills
- -You can see evil looks good and good looks bad
- -You can see that outer beauty is everything and inner beauty is nothing
- -You can see the only mouth allowed to open only tell lies
- -You can see that by being loyal to your country means to never question the government’s decision
- -You can see that a stupid citizen is a good citizen
- -You can see that the smart does not help the stupid
- -You can see that the stupid don’t want to be smart
- -You can see that school’s education is a brainwash tool
- -You can see that voicing conflicting opinions is an act of treason
- -You can see that the government wants all of us to act the same, wear the same, think the same
- - You can see that being different is unacceptable
- -You can see that if you don’t want to be in jail, all you have to do is shut your mouth and your eyes
- - You can see that racial unity is a marketing campaign
- -You can see that the rules are made to oppress and not for justice
- -You can see that a written paper is more powerful than a pure heart
- -You can see that politic is a new religion
- -You can see that a ruler’s title is more longer and more grand than God’s
(this is all that i could come up with for now. Got anything to add??)
If u can see all some or all of these criteria (and a lot more!) in your living country, then let me be the first to welcome you,
~~~~WELCOME TO THE UNITED MORONS OF THE RETARDED NATIONS!!~~~~
Oh what a glorious day it is! More and more citizens are joining the UMRN each and every day! To celebrate, let us all rise and sing the UMRN national song shall we?
“Oh morons around the world,
Let us all reach deep within ourselves,
And hold firm to what we all have in common,
One thing we all have in common is inside of us,
And that is shit shit shitty shit shit,
Oh so sticky so brown so soft,
How i love the feeling so pure,
Oh so sticky so brown so soft,
How i love the feeling so pure”
(repeat x102 times)
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